At first, I was nervous. I mean, what exactly do you do with a rubber chicken on a cave tour? Now after dozens of Rubber Chicken Cave Tours at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park, I wonder how I ever did tours without it.  The Rubber Chicken has become my constant companion, prompting jokes you normally can’t even do as a tour guide.

“Why do you have chicken legs sticking out of your pants?”

“Why do you have chicken legs sticking out of YOUR pants?” I reply. Big laugh.

I’ve had lots of photos of me and the chicken taken, and on occasion, someone (usually an adult) will want to pose with the chicken.

The description of Jam Crack, using the Rubber Chicken is unique in the entire cave tour industry. It’s unbelievable.

Then, there’s the Light Saber Rubber Chicken impersonation. Yoda would love it.

Come with me and the chicken, and let’s go have some fun underground.