“Besides that, no one has ever come out of one of my cave tours saying, “Jerry, a rock fell on my head.”
A Dangerous Undertaking Continued
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A Dangerous Undertaking
I’m standing outside the cave with 24 tourists ready to go inside. A few of them are concerned about a “cave-in” occurring. I say to the group, “You folks paid something in the neighborhood of $10 to go on this tour. We will be about 120 feet underground . In the event of a cave-in, you can take heart that nowhere else in the world can you be buried so cheap and deep.”
A Big Help
Paul, a seasoned Cave Tour Guide flicks all the lights out. It’s darker than a black cat’s belly button. After a few comments by the tourists, Paul says, “Let me help you get your bearings. That way is north, that way is south. That’s east, and that’s west.”
The Underground
As you read this, there is a good chance that I’m telling one of my favorite Tour Guide Jokes. I’m giving cave tours right now for Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park www.glenwoodcaverns.com . This is one cool place to visit, and an even cooler place to work. The people are fun. The Adventure Park is really fun, and the caverns are beautiful, like something out of a movie set. We have the most decorated room Colorado (King’s Row), and the second largest room in the state (The Barn). Stay tuned for a Cave Guide Joke…
The Bloggathon is Well Underway
The Jerry Begly Bloggathon 2010 is moving right along. Thanks for joining me. I’m celebrating National Children’s Book Week www.bookweekonline.com with a post every two hours, through the 16th of May! What is really fun about this week, is that I get to celebrate, by offering you an opportunity to read my children’s book entitled “Dad, the Tooth Fairy Didn’t Come!” www.jerrybegly.com/tooth. As I sit here posting this, my son, Caleb is reformatting the 3rd Edition of the book which will be sent to the printers today. It freaks me out that we can edit and format the book, up here high in the Rockies completely off the grid, send it through the airwaves, and get it printed in the Good Old USA within a few weeks.