Rock Climbing on the Cheap

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It isn’t easy being a spontaneous family. We were exploring around Marble last Sunday when we decided to climb this cliff. The youngest one in this picture said “Hey, if you stand on her shoulders, then I can stand on yours, and we will probably be able to make it to the top.”

I was dubious, as a father should be, but it sounded good to me.

The barn boots on the one on the bottom weren’t the best item for climbing mountains in, but she seemed to do ok.The middle person hooked his nose onto a ledge (called in climbing lingo a “nose smear”) for added traction and holding power.

The little guy in red scrambled up like a monkey and summited with no problem.

Before you go calling the child welfare department, you should know that for this particular photo, I tilted the camera.

Even a Four Year Old Can’t Go Wrong

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How beautiful is Colorado in the fall? This picture was taken by my 4 year old son, Josiah last Sunday.

Through a cracked, dirty windshield, on our Suburban. While moving on the fly. On the ugly part of our trip.

Say “Cheese!”

Rock Climbing Steep and Cheap

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It isn’t easy being a spontaneous family. We were exploring around Marble last Sunday when we decided to climb this cliff. The youngest one in this picture said “Hey, if you stand on her shoulders, then I can stand on yours, and we will probably be able to make it to the top.”

I was dubious, as a father should be, but it sounded good to me.

The barn boots on the one on the bottom weren’t the best item for climbing mountains in, but she seemed to do ok.The middle person hooked his nose onto a ledge (called in climbing lingo a “nose smear”) for added traction and holding power.

The little guy in red scrambled up like a monkey and summited with no problem.

Before you go calling the child welfare department, you should know that for this particular photo, I tilted the camera.

My First Sunburn

During the past two days, my wife and I spent our 25th wedding anniversary at the historic Hotel Colorado in Glenwood Springs, Colorado.

We were sent there compliments of our children (Thanks, kids!)

On our way to the Hot Springs Pool a couple stopped us and handed me free passes to the pool. Woo hoo! So Marti my wife, and I went on the water slide as a celebration. Marti sat out the second ride, and I went alone.

“I didn’t hear you scream on the way down,” she said to me afterwards.

“I’ll do it again, and scream in German,” I replied.

The third time I went down the waterslide, I screamed as loud as I could in German. “Ach du lieber! Dis ist nicht gut! Aaaaaagh, heir kommt die krankwagon! Schnell, dumkopf! Aaaaaagh!”

When I came out the end of the tube and splashed into the pool, I looked up. A Japanese lady was videotaping me.

That didn’t make me turn red as much as the glowing sunburn I had that night.

One more thing. I think the pool attendant was an exchange student from Germany.

What’s Better Than a ‘57 Chevy?

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A ‘57 bathtub, of course.

Cast iron. Perfect condition. Baby blue. Made by American Standard. With the build date and “Made in USA” molded on the bottom of it.

With matching toilet and sink.

Sitting in my new house.

This little guy and I are looking forward to some real hootenannies during his future bath times.

Oh, look…this piece of paper says that I was born on 1957. What a coincidence.