You’re looking at the second largest cave room in Colorado. It’s called “The Barn”, and tourists consider it one of the highlights of my guided cave tours at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park.
One joke I like to tell at the top of the barn is when we are standing at the top of the stair steps just about to go clomping down to the bottom:
I shine my flashlight on a bench and say, “This feature is called, ‘The Bench.’ It was discovered 12 years ago by carpenters in the cave. If you don’t want do go down to the bottom of the barn (that’s 127 stair steps down, 33,685 stair steps back up) you may sit on “The Bench” and listen to the water drip until we come back up.”
Laughter.
As we head down the stairs, I invariably will see someone who decides to sit out the walk on “The Bench.”
“Practical joke” takes on a new meaning on my tours.
I love sitting here and listening to the water drip in the cave. I wonder if the people on my tour are having a nice time down there without me.