That’s One Scared Bat

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We only have one bat in the cave at Glenwood Caverns. And he likes to sleep next to the light in the cave.

I think he’s afraid of the dark.

When he was a baby bat his older brother probably told him stories of humans hiding in the closet ready to jump out at him if he got up to go the the bathroom, or run to the freezer to grab a pack of blueberries to eat in bed.

So he sleeps next to the light right where the noisy tourists go in and out the door.

“A BAT!” yells a little girl as she points to the ceiling. The bat wakes up, and looks around, his big ears rotating like radars. No wait, they are radars.

When his buddies return this fall they probably will ask him, “How was your summer in the cave?”

The little bat no doubt will reply, “I didn’t sleep a wink.”

Nighty night bat. Set your snooze alarm for this evening.

The Underground

As you read this, there is a good chance that I’m telling one of my favorite Tour Guide Jokes. I’m giving cave tours right now for Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park www.glenwoodcaverns.com . This is one cool place to visit, and an even cooler place to work. The people are fun. The Adventure Park is really fun, and the caverns are beautiful, like something out of a movie set. We have the most decorated room Colorado (King’s Row), and the second largest room in the state (The Barn). Stay tuned for a Cave Guide Joke…

Come to the Caves

Yesterday, I got goosebumps when I discovered something. I just published my book “Dad the Tooth Fairy Didn’t Come!” in February of this year. Then this summer I got hired as a tour guide at the Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park (www.glenwoodcaverns.com, come on one of my killer caver tours) leading people through Fairy Caves, here in Colorado.  In our tours, we even show the people the dancing fairy on the wall. Then yesterday, I was reading through our tour guide book about the Fairy Caves. I discovered that Charles W. Darrow formed the Fairy Caves Company on September 16, 1895.  September 16 is my BIRTHDAY! I had cold chills running up and down my spine. And I wasn’t even standing out in the snowstorm that was taking place at the time.