A few days ago I bought some rock hard demi baguette bread for my son Caleb, who is having wisdom teeth issues. He gnaws on the bread and it gives him some relief from his discomfort.

My daughters served a few loaves of that bread with our spaghetti the other night. As we all sat around “chewing” on that devil bread, I said “Boy, if you don’t have loose teeth before eating this bread, you will afterwards!”

Not five minutes later, my son Elijah said “Whoa, I just lost my tooth!” Sure enough, one of his semi-loose teeth popped out of his mouth.

I think the Tooth Fairy forgot to deliver that night. He, I mean she, must’ve been visiting the dentist with her own loose teeth.